Sample Opening Prayer In Program

What the teacher says and what he really meant!

Does anyone remember Dr. Merengue? was a comic strip of the newspaper graph (long ago now) where a doctor spoke kindly to their patients, but in reality he meant something else.

Here we bring you the meaning of the words "nice" they tell us math teachers.

The teacher ...
said .. Clearly
:
thought ..
not want to go through all the intermediate steps.

said ..
thought is trivial

If I have to show why, then you missed class.

said .. Obviously

thought ..
If you were asleep when I explain, the fucked up, because I refuse to
repeat the explanation.

said ... Track
I give them a thought ..

the hard way to do it.

said .. We can assume that

thought ...
There are many cases, but how to do this.

said .. Using the theorem "___"

thought ..
not know what it is, but is heard Ahuevo.

said ...
The rest is algebra
thought ...
This is the boring part, if not believe me, do it!

said ... Demonstration

spoken thought
If I write, you can tell I'm wrong.

said .. Briefly

thought ..
just now is that the class, write and speak so fast (no soon).

said .. I leave as an exercise

thought ..
I do not remember how to do it.

said .. Demonstration

brief thought
occupies two leaves and four times as long to understand it.

said .. Formal demonstration

thought ..
I do not understand it.

said ..

easily demonstrable thought ..
to you, with your knowledge infinitesimal can prove without my help.

said ..
Does everyone understand?
thought ... Fools
ball, stupid I know that not going to do the job.

said ..
Taste to see them the other week we
thought .. Go
it's over, do not stand to be more to these ingnorantes